Gore-met cooking Frozen Lime Surprise Pie

GORE-Met Cooking.

From a treasury of creepy cooking titled "can-can".
This intriguingly green pie will liven up any midnight feast.

FROZEN LIME SURPRISE PIE *recipe is real, optional surprises are purely artistic license and attempted at own risk.

In-greed-ients

1. Line 2 pre baked 8inch pie shells/cases (Buy them ready made, or clever domestic ghouls might make them from Scratch- ouch!) with a can of sliced peaches.

2. Dissolve 1 packet of lime jelly Crystals in 1 cup of hot water (test temperature with dolly first- if dolly squeals- or melts, water is hot enough)
Add three quarters of a cup of lemon juice
then add one can of stiffly whipped and beaten evaporated milk- this needs to be morgue cold.
Beat and whisk into submission and pour it over the peach lined pie shells. Freeze it until it is thoroughly deceased.

Optional "surprises" - completely un-recommended.
Add Rings or artificial nails for that "I minced a finger into the pie" effect, mincing a real finger into the pie will also have similar results and an interesting texture one would imagine. May result in animated choking of party guests- great for livening up a dead party; also promotes audience participation in application of the Heimlich maneuver.