The Bride and Gloom

Alas I know not who is resposible for this photo- but could this be a grim couple escaped from the ghoulies??  

Gore-met cooking Frozen Lime Surprise Pie

GORE-Met Cooking.

From a treasury of creepy cooking titled "can-can".
This intriguingly green pie will liven up any midnight feast.

FROZEN LIME SURPRISE PIE *recipe is real, optional surprises are purely artistic license and attempted at own risk.

In-greed-ients

1. Line 2 pre baked 8inch pie shells/cases (Buy them ready made, or clever domestic ghouls might make them from Scratch- ouch!) with a can of sliced peaches.

2. Dissolve 1 packet of lime jelly Crystals in 1 cup of hot water (test temperature with dolly first- if dolly squeals- or melts, water is hot enough)
Add three quarters of a cup of lemon juice
then add one can of stiffly whipped and beaten evaporated milk- this needs to be morgue cold.
Beat and whisk into submission and pour it over the peach lined pie shells. Freeze it until it is thoroughly deceased.

Optional "surprises" - completely un-recommended.
Add Rings or artificial nails for that "I minced a finger into the pie" effect, mincing a real finger into the pie will also have similar results and an interesting texture one would imagine. May result in animated choking of party guests- great for livening up a dead party; also promotes audience participation in application of the Heimlich maneuver.
 

the ugliest dog in the world

Well just in case you missed out on seeing him we direct your attention to Sam- three time winner of the ugliest Dog in the world competition. He's old, he's got tufts of hair in unusual places cataracts and look at those teeth... goodness he could be a ghoulie!
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