Maudlin phone messages.

One of the maudlin Minions emailed this answering machine message. Truly a Maudlin greeting- particularly if you are one of the "changes."

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.

If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

Crime Doesn't Pay

Even petty criminals have maudlin moments

Police in Radnor , Pa , interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

Truly Tragic